Recipe For Turkey:  
Jrstawalker714  
Winner Of Freaks Of The Month November 20008

1-  8lb. To 15lb Turkey

2-  1 Cup Of Melted Butter

 3-  1 Cup Of Stuffing Mix (Pepperidge Farm Is Good)

 4-  1 Cup Of Un Cooked Popcorn( ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT) Salt And  

      Pepper To Taste

 Preheat Oven To 350 Degrees. Brush Turkey Well With Melted Butter Salt And Pepper. Fill Cavity With Stuffing Mix And Popcorn. Place On Backing Pan, With The Neck End Toward The Back Of The Oven.

Pour Yourself A Glass Of Wine .....And Wait For The Popping Sounds.  When The Turkey's Ass Blows The Oven Door Open And The Bird Flies Across The Room, It's Done .